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Chuck Demotivational Poster

CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.

EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.

TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an a**hole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.

THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".

TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.41/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site

THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived

TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion

CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck

TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.22/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.

CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.

THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris


TAGS: chuck norris kid
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:13 pm
Ok.... so now we know the tactic of a certain user.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm

I recall not approving it as well.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
I recall not approving this.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:10 pm

nope, but that would explain the confusion
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
Hmmm- I tried posting it last week and it never took. I wondered where it went! I guess I wasn't logged in. Do you recall what name I posted it under?
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:04 pm

that said, I know I saw this submitted earlier, did you submit this under another name?
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
forseti,I only post my own creations.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:12 pm
Yo ghostwalker. I like it. But if I get rerun right, you aren't the real creator. So try to make some posters of your own to earn your own credits!
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:30 pm
"one time Chuck norris sucked a ***k (insert pic of chuck with a face full of baby gravy) ... silly ***k."
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
Didn't make me laugh. Let the Chuck Norris thing die already! It's outdated even for an internet fad. You could take this line and replace the words Truck driver and honked with almost anything, its a generic joke. One time Chuck fell in a ditch...silly
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:19 pm

Interesting. I rejected this exact same poster last week. Submitted by a different user....interesting
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 5:36 pm

how did a chuck norris make it in? oh...i see...its funny.....n1
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
All i can say is FUKC CHUCK, but this made me actually laugh. 5L MGW.

THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required

TAGS: chuck norris obama
Rating: 4.47/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:31 am
Yeah, it is his job.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
Thank you good sir....I didn't know you cared.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:11 pm

Glenlivet for you my friend, only the good stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:06 pm
I'm sick of Manishevitz, Can I have some scotch?
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:04 pm

you could always get drinks here...it was in the introduction package I gave you at the door.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm
Quit hanging out in the kitchen!
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm
What? I can get drinks here and I'm just learning this NOW?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:58 pm
It's not the garden of eden here, but it's also not tiananmen square.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:57 pm
Look at it this way, omnibus... Do you think you'll get better service if you keep insulting the bartenders and the bar owner?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:52 pm
As penance you can buy us all an imaginary sh** or some quality fictional Chronic.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
It's happened before... the only thing you need to understand is that this site is no more and no less fair than life itself. Difference here is only that we come here to enjoy ourselves. Not to complain, or hear complaints. Moooooo speaks the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:34 pm
If you cease and desist with the negativity now, all of your sins can be forgiven....It's happened before. Just let it go man.
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
for i feel this way i will always be misunderstood/misinterpentated here
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:29 pm
is it possible to delete your account? for i think i need to burn my a** down and rise from the ashes to start from a new leaf. with a proper introduction and explanation and questios from my side.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:22 pm

perky tomato on a sammich....I am in.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
How about a nice MLT sandwich, rerun? Where the mutton is nice an lean, and the tomato is ripe... they're so perky.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:18 pm

QUOTE: "Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?" If we are going there I want to have my needs considered 1st.....um, any suggestions?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not verbatim, but definitely the same concept.
GreyScorpion - December 19, 2009, 7:11 pm
Didn't Spock say that in Star Trek the Wrath Of Khan?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:02 pm
Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:00 pm
You should just let it go Omnia, You're only making yourself look like a whiner. Don't take things so personally.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:56 pm

wish I could get as lucky on the lottery as on this bet, omnia won't make it past X-Mas
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm
for good posters i would make one with the question for thm, but it would be deleted or people would get angry at me)so i interpetate it as that you automaticly must be a great poster maker and since i am not that i quit making them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm
i just get realy realy pissed when i see the rules being bend. evn more when they are being bend multiple times for the same group of persons. and i stopped making posters myself for no one found them funy. and since there is no topic with tips/tricks/
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:49 pm
i have noting against the establisment here. i just state my opinion. and i'm the bigest rule nazi to ever be found here on motifake. and moo+ i do have a sense of humor. did i not say i found th poster good/funny?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:45 pm
Omnia... one more anti-establishment comment here, and you are done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:44 pm
do you have a sense of humor at all Omnia? Or do you just come here to criticize and make backhanded apologies?
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
unlike you moo+ i feel/have no fear for mister motifake. and since he broke the rules: 1 lion. still: funny/good poster, but rules are RULES!!! i never tolerate not punishing someone for as a special treatment
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:23 am
seriosly? ive been checking out this one for a couple days.and all i have to say is ...........IT KICKS A$$!
Jingoro - December 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
*shrug* Politics aside, it made me chuckle. Barack is a master of that subtle “What is THIS crap!?” facial expression.
motifake - December 17, 2009, 11:04 am

Aaaaaaw come on now... im not a nazi. You can down vote me if I deserve it with no consequence :)
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:44 am
Chuck's a Republican...he'd have kicked BO's tail for bothering him...still, 5L because I fear ever losing access to this site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2009, 8:39 am
Hey! this poster has an address on it. Someone wanna tell this guy that it's against the rul......****....my bad....please don't ban me.5?

7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...

TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.91/5

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caveman - December 16, 2011, 10:14 pm
Just saw this.... Brilliant
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 4:21 pm
i don't get it
Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
Best Motifake Ever.
kympax - April 26, 2010, 4:08 am
tamara's gonna get it...


TAGS: chucknorris
Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:14 pm

thats clint eastwood no?
maoworks2 - May 6, 2012, 2:00 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?

CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone

TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm

HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.

TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

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longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?

CHUCK NORRIS - Tired and bored of using airbags for all of his stunts; Chuck resorted to using boulders to break his fall The boulders, however, were not pleased with this change

TAGS: chuck rock
Rating: 3.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:22 am
I love chuck norris jokes. It's nice to have a modern day folk hero.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 12:17 pm
It made me smile 4L.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:14 pm
I absolutely hate Chuck Norris, and the whole folklore that surrounds him. He's like 5'6 130lbs...I will refrain from voting on this one.

CHUCK NORRIS - was hit by that car

TAGS: chuck
Rating: 3.91/5

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Silvannx13 - May 28, 2011, 6:13 am
Actually I believe that car was just hit by Chuck Norris. Lets get the facts right.
crankyhead - May 23, 2011, 10:29 pm
Cheers Peso =)
chucknorris3522 - May 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
i was hit by a car? o_o
Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:57 am
Cranky, that reply was the whole reason I visit this site! 5Ls to you for the comeback...
rerun - May 22, 2011, 8:56 pm

yupper. Haven't touched him
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:55 pm

is this guy still alive?....i mean ace not the cop.
Feasibly - May 22, 2011, 10:17 am
If I saw someone falling out of a plane without a parachute, I would a**ume it's a test dummy to see how high it bounces.
rerun - May 22, 2011, 9:14 am

This is a satire site where anything and everything is made fun of, poked at....
AceValentineRocks - May 22, 2011, 9:04 am
If you are looking at a picture of someone falling out of a plane without a parachute, you can not a**ume they survived by sprouting wings. This is just as morbid and inappropriate as if you could see his crushed skull and leaking gray matter.
crankyhead - May 22, 2011, 8:52 am
well that's just it Ace, there are no body parts or splatter or snake eating babies or any of that stuff you mentioned. whos to say the car wasn't parked and that tree just snuck up on it?
AceValentineRocks - May 22, 2011, 6:27 am
How about we not use ph**os in which a police officer has clearly been killed. Why not just throw in random body parts and splatter for effect? Or a snake eating a baby, or somebody having there face sliced off by a lawnmower. Keep it together people.


TAGS: zelda chucknorris
Rating: 4.27/5

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Muppet - October 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
You could also probably bump this to 'Where the Pun is', if you haven't already. Nice work.


TAGS: chuck mr t
Rating: 4.39/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 2:24 pm
When did Norris grow cheekbones?
commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:23 am
or is just landing a back-turning kick, I could see both
monkbiker - May 26, 2011, 5:22 pm
Very good. Technically, though, Norris is throwing a hook kick.

BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?

TAGS: chuck norris bruce lee
Rating: 2.64/5

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mike - August 7, 2009, 1:09 pm
its because chuck norris didnt have a beard.. with a beard chuck would trash him
Lord Loss - July 15, 2009, 1:40 pm
He may be dead, but his legacy lives on. Chuck Norris will never live down his defeat.

EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible

POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast

1170% OF DAILY CHOLESTEROL - It'll kill you faster than Chuck Norris

TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.64/5

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Krissie - October 16, 2009, 11:14 pm
this is the epitome of sick! **retches**
BuZZbomb - June 11, 2009, 7:31 pm
So I get all tingly when I see one of my pics with comments, then d***! It's a re-caption of 45039.
i be gotten no name - June 11, 2009, 11:53 am
only chuck norris can kill faster than chuck norris. but that is a runner up
Chuck Norris - January 19, 2009, 4:52 pm
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:50 pm
Maybe a tuna sandwich is the wrong thing to eat whilst surfing this site =[
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 10:27 am
Ey BillyJoeJimBob...wuts we gon do wit them there oinker brains? Some extry cans in the shed, and we gots that milky type gravy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:25 am
I am going to violently throw up now.


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden

TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.


OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!

CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel

TAGS: flex squirrel chuck norris
Rating: 1.69/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 12:58 pm
You want a piece of me!? Huh!? Well, BRING IT ON!!!

NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.

TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)


TAGS: chuck berry mussolini hitler
Rating: 4.94/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:09 pm
Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:25 am
When you're at the top, there's only one way to go.

CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...

CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS - What do you mean he's behind me? Oh jesus!!!

TAGS: blood chuck norris
Rating: 3.74/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 10:36 am
I like it cause to me it is a different approach than a lot of the other Chuck Norris ones, but all i can say is F*C1< Chuck!!!


CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)

TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!


CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable

TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here

CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.

TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.

GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris

TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!



LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.

TAGS: lorenzo lamas chuck norris tv renegade bike
Rating: 2.19/5

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Jeremy - July 20, 2008, 10:51 am
But his rainbow blanket is a bit g**.

CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?

TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.19/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm

I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


TAGS: chuck norris occupy army invasion
Rating: 3.27/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?


"CHUCK NORRIS - can devide by zero." - Chuck norris facts


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by DJA

WHEN DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR? - When Chuck Norris' mobile is on vibration mode!


TAGS: joker chuck norris batman
Rating: 2.25/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice Chuck Norris statement Capn'. Well deserving of 4 out of 5 roundhouse kicks :)
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
chuck norris has no bed, he has no home, he lives in the minds of people who fear him

CHUCK NORRIS'S - Sneezes cause tornados.

CHUCK NORRIS - He is not amused.

TAGS: chuck
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by ray

Liam - August 9, 2009, 2:45 am
Chuck Norris - Totally g**.
AFRAID. - September 28, 2008, 2:18 am
I would totally be afraid of him a*** f***t*** me... LIKE THAT WOULD RIP ME IN HALF.

CHUCK NORRIS - Roundhouse Kicking the animal kingdom into submission since 1940

TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob from Toronto - June 2, 2008, 11:44 am
[...]for [B]MY[/B] left and right legs.
Chuck Norris - May 22, 2008, 11:09 am
I'm currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you

LINK - he will own you

POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris

TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

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5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Gra**s 1L

How many chucks can the nun chuck -

TAGS: nunchuck
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - March 25, 2014, 1:49 am
5l and shared. Should it have been "how many chucks can the nun nunchuck"? I loved it anyways.
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 8:08 pm
No...not disturbing in any way what5oever...


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?

GESUNDHEIT - Chuck Norris should know better than to go out when he has a cold.

CHUCK NORRIS - the only one who defeated him is dead rest in peace Mr. Lee

SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.

CHUCK NORRIS IN IRAQ - And those poor guys still have no chance! Even a Chuck doll is epic!

CONFLICT OF INTEREST - Someone needs to let Chuck know he can't represent those HE injured. I'll wait here, you tell him.

TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.92/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:51 pm
Eh. If Chuck Norris ever got in a real fight, he'd probably fall over and break a hip.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.75/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:39 pm
Oh look, it's the same pattern used to make cottage cheese thighs.
maoworks2 - May 18, 2012, 8:21 am
Chuck Norris Who ?

BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay

TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

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randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

NUNCHUCKS - Not listed in this photo

IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!

Chuck Norris Meme -

TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "Sh@ft" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?

Batman v Superman -

TAGS: batman superman chuck norris movie
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er


TAGS: succeed chuck norris motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:53 pm
You're close to perfection, but remember that perfection is made of CHUCK.
Rock - November 3, 2009, 3:24 am
The Mighty One
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:23 am
He makes Christianity cool!
RKing - November 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
Chuck Norris is so g** (yes I typed that without dying)
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm
A clear-cut ad for evrything everywhere.

CHUCK NORRIS - Just divided by Zero

NO MORE TSUNAMIS - will occur for now because Chuck Norris stopped washing his clothes in the ocean

CONFLICT OF INTEREST - No need to chase ambulances when you're the one who calls them

TAGS: chuck norris lawyer
Rating: 2.75/5

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ICEMAN - October 7, 2009, 8:13 am
And remember, Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

CHUCK NORRIS - He isn't smiling at you. He's taunting you.

TAGS: demotivatinonal posters chuck norris
Rating: 2.57/5

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hatethehaters - February 12, 2013, 10:58 am
LOL! You've actually got a point. What do you think I should do instead of making posters of the most epic human being, dead or alive?
steve1961 - February 11, 2013, 10:44 pm
Even Chuck Norris cannot put a stop to Chuck Norris posters...

DID YOU KNOW - The groundbreaking CGI in 1972 that makes Bruce Lee appear to beat up Chuck Norris scaled for inflation is more costly then the GDP of France

TAGS: chuck bruce fact
Rating: 2.42/5

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metalgecko - April 16, 2011, 2:06 pm
Bull! Everybody knows Bruce Lee was the greater. Thats why he died..because there was nothing left for him after that battle was won.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Jerry

Hector - June 1, 2009, 2:27 pm
Chuck Norris: Afraid of Bruce Lee.
YM - May 23, 2009, 3:28 pm
Chuck Norris: One of the most overrated people on the planet

TACOS - the only thing that can beat Chuck Norris... SOMETIMES!

TAGS: chuck norris taco cat taco epic
Rating: 2.17/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 28, 2008, 1:08 am
I love it! I especially love the huge surges in Chuck's internet popularity where he far surpasses tacos.

OPINION - If I Want Yours I'll Beat It Out Of You


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

MARS - There was once life on Mars Then there was Chuck Norris on Mars

TAGS: chuck norris mars
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:37 pm
I love it.

AIRMAN - Learns you don't ask Chuck certain questions... like, "How do you keep such awesome hair color at your age?"

TAGS: doesn t look natural to me either chuck
Rating: 3.71/5

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Airman - February 24, 2010, 12:02 pm
thx Jmac. 5 roundhouses
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
ROR! Thank you.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:26 am
I dunno man... I mean, Superman wears his undies! (Okay, srsly done with the bad Norris jokes.)
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:25 am
ROR! Im not affraid of chuck, i will dig up bruce lee and he will take care of chuck for me
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Aw, you'd better watch out now, face! Chuck's gonna punch you in the chin with the fist under his beard.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:14 am
Amsome. I personally effing hate Chuck Norris but this is d*** good. 5L

Denis Leary -

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.

TAGS: soviet russia chuck norris zapper
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zapper - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Actually, the following picture shows two Hell Knights who saw Chuck Norris and were not afraid: http://i50.tinypic.com/289ynhl.png
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm
Chuck Norris Who.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm

EPIC - But the destruction they would leave would be catastrophic.

TAGS: mr t chuck norris
Rating: 2.73/5

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dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 1:01 pm
"Mr.T pitty the fool...unless that fool is CHUCK NORRIS."

CHUCK NORRIS - He can kill two stones with one bird

TAGS: chuck norris loony tunnel
Rating: 2.57/5

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CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:08 pm
no no no! Chuck dosnt wear a condom, because there is no protection fron chuck norris
navyhm2 - September 30, 2009, 11:25 am
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

CHUCK NORRIS - was the first person to actually walk on the moon. he had no suit.

TAGS: chuck norris no suit
Rating: 2.53/5

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superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 2:11 pm
ok then
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:45 pm
At 12:17 am, MST
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:43 pm
whoa when did my pic's become a chat room
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:20 am
aka: swollen timmy labia.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:17 am
Agreed...some of them even have huge internet balls...which in the real world equate to malformed testicles and vasectomies.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am
If only... they aren't the same quality they used to be. Too weak. Not enough self-loathing in the new ones.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:14 am
Timmies mostly....i suppose you can take care of that.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:12 am
Besides, who is stupid enough to mock this conversation?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:11 am
No problem my friend... tomorrow, we'll just drink to forget them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:10 am
You know, the comments page will prove how sad we are tomorrow.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:09 am
I'm not Mexican!....how dare you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am
french maid outfits...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am
You are.... me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
Yep....skirts and spanks......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
And I paid someone to trail her.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
So, just 4 days of skirts for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:06 am
Now Aggy....don't be mean like that....Mrs.Mooooo is the most/Only trustworthy woman in the world.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
mid *mind
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
Mrs Moooo will be gone for 4 days.....I'm not putting on pants till she gets back.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
So, you don't mid her coming home smelling like Colt 45 and not being able to sit?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:04 am
Busy day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am
I drove to Winnipeg after 1 hours sleep...Bought a bunch of computer parts, dropped off Mrs.Moooooo(she's going to the NOFX concert) ate at my favorite WPG restaurant, drove home (2hrs) , built a computer, got drunk, ordered take out, and here we are.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am
I guarantee I'll pay for this dearly.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:00 am
Tricks? ****.... speaking of that, I'll have a Cuban girl half my age and half-n**** here in 2-1/2 hours... for the walk on the strip. This is gonna suuuuck! How's yours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:58 am
I hear ya...we should get off hockey...I'm drunk and starting to look up Melrose's in the phone book....so, How's tricks?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:56 am
Also, to this day, there was never a better b***erfly than Fuhr's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:55 am
My friends and I would go to the LA Kings games when the Oiler's moved to LA... and when they dropped the puck, we'd scream "PULL RHUDEY!!!"
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:54 am
It's funny that nobody refers to him as the first. Not here, anyhow. Typical american crap. Also... sidenote... not only did Melrose f*** the Oiler's Stanley Cup line, there was this goalie...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:52 am
I'll give fuhr credit....Only black guy in the NHL for a while.....couldn't have been easy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:51 am
His niece...not cousin...my bad.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:50 am
Yeah, Fuhr sucked a** afterwards.... coke always ruins the best... they never recover.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:49 am
Figgers.... never caught the local news in downtown canadian baconville.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:48 am
Agreed...Grant Fuhr FTW....until the cocaine that is....Ronny Hextall?...biggest balls in goal tending...his cousin used to do the sports on my local news (she's a h**tie)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:46 am
I hope he is excited... we can fix that elation tout de suite.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am
Ok, in his day... Roy was great... I loved the ****iness... coming WAY too far out of net, and making it work. Even his first year with The Avs was impressive. I'm a Fuhr fan, though... and although agianst the Flames, I loved the hacking that Hextall did
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am
superstaber2 is gonna be so excited tomorrow....for a second.....still 1L IMO super...sorry...(not really)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:43 am
Now I don't care aboot Hockey.....Canadian sacrilege.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:42 am
We seem to be of one mind when it comes to Hockey...when Melrose f***ed the Oilers i became a Habs fan....then Roy Ruined hockey for me forever.....sand in the v*****.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:41 am
That ain't all you do slow.... baby.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am
I heard that... but you know that only so much of that info gets back to america.... idiots here don't care about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am
I meant Domi....I type slow.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
If I did see the women he got, I bet your comment would've been hilarious, ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Mark Messier is a hockey GOD....he played hard, fought hard and gives back more than anyone else. His own time, Not just Cash.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Messier? No.... never caught that.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am
BIG Oilers fan in the 80s and 90s... until Barry Melrose was allowed the chance to destroy a dynasty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am
I disagree.....did you ever see the women he got?.....some of them.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:37 am
I also loved Messier... adnd he wasn't all aboot the punishing side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am
Heh.....yous funny Aggster...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am
Domi didn't have the same level of talent by far.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Like Tie Domi.....with more teeth.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Yameson's Whiskey wouldn't work, eh?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Agreed 100% on McSorley... that's classic hockey badness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:34 am
Agreed!.......But I could never pronounce his name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:33 am
That's the point.... to be great, you have to ignore the physical side. Now, Jaromir Jager.... that's talent and toughness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:32 am
Just ask Marty McSorley.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm not saying he couldn't play hockey...I'm saying he couldn't take a hit.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:30 am
Bite your tongue! Gretzky is genius! If you set aside all of the records and clear-cut natural talent, he married an american girl and moved to Los Angeles. Genius!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:29 am
WTF is Aggy talking aboot?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am
No one celebrates Andy ***k's b-Day.....we only look forward....to his death.....BTW, Wayne Gretzky is a sissy girl.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am
You are good looking enough to get away with being this ditzy. That's your downfall.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am
Accomplished amateur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am
Plan ahead for liquor?....i bought mine in a whole different city today...just in case i wasn't home in time.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:26 am
I was just too lazy to look it up (or buzzed).
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:25 am
Probably Wayne Gretzky or Andy ***k.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
@ Moooooooooooooooo, it's a case of the six p's. You need to plan ahead.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
God forbid you learned to plan ahead by now.... genius.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
CANADA....You do know where the birthdays are listed right.....That's how I knew to make your lovely B-day tribute.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:22 am
I'll play your little game, who?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:18 am
did you notice who was spawned 20 years ago today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:17 am
I would kill a bag full of puppies for 24 hour liquor.......No Jamesons after 10pm.....*sigh.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:15 am
Never any clapping when I'm in the room.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:14 am
Sorry.... WalMart is now 3 blocks away. 10 minute walk (staggerville) - but a 1-minute drive. Guinness refill: done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:58 am
Did you give her the clap?...and if you did...In which end?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:55 am
I never mentioned a fire......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:53 am
Ok, the first round of spit wat for lube... it's not like all the bacteria ain't killed by the fire.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:48 am
I'm still traumatized after seeing you and Bonecd "spit roasting" that h***er....
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am
Why start now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am
I'm sure as hell not going second.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am
gets, not get's - f***!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am
Moooooo get's first dibs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:43 am
The first rule of spit-curling club is.......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:42 am
Like Canadians ain't all aboot the spit-curling.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:39 am
LMAO!!!.......You Americans and your ra** jokes....you crack me up.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
Americans call it a black-out. I call it "you didn't say no"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:34 am
I had a little nap....yeah, Nap....that's what we'll call it.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:32 am
You tell me! How the hell are you still awake? (in admiration)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:30 am
Have you been mixing your Guinness and cough syrup again Aggy?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:17 am
I hope to hell this isn't a copy... this is the first Chuck poster I laughed at in a long time.

HALO - Chuck Norris finished the fight by himself.

TAGS: halo chuck norris
Rating: 2.46/5

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Alexiel - December 22, 2008, 2:16 pm
that, my dear sir is quite impossible
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:25 am
they couldn't show his face for a reason, chuck asked for too much money for his awesomeness
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 10:12 am
Well, not quite. The first game was actually pretty good. The second and third ones were the letdowns. Which..Never really stopped me from playing them.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:02 am
nope...i heard that peter jackson said...no more riping off of other peoples stuff,and wanted to do is own film,lmao...and thank god for that....ok,he didnt..but i am really hopeing they dont make the movie..it was a suck a** game.
Captain Whitey - June 1, 2008, 12:21 am
There actually is a Halo movie billed to come out around 2009.
Heh - May 6, 2008, 4:57 am
That would actually be an epic internet culture reference if a Halo movie was made and at the end, when MC takes off the helmet, it turns out that he's played by Chuck Norris.

CHUCK - There are many names, people fear... but One Name ALL FEAR THE MOST...NORRIS! The Roundhouse Kick of DEATH. God Help Us ALL.

TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:06 pm
Agreed with the Chaser of Clouds, I prefer a good Knee-to-the-diaphragm and a follow up Elbow-to-the-head. double the moves... double the power.
CloudchaserS - March 28, 2012, 1:59 am
Roundhouse kicks are good for show, but worthless in a real fight. An enemy has time to see it coming and either dodge or block

CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...


TAGS: redheaded stepchild chuck norris parents
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:34 am
LOL! I love it... the overall composition is great!

CHUCK NORRIS - yet another way for him to kill you!

CHUCK NORRIS - doesn't need a badge... the badge needs Chuck Norris

ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.

TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

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RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose p*** cos p*** beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...

CHUCK NORRIS - This is not a Chuck Norris joke. Deal with it.

TAGS: chuck norris joke
Rating: 2.17/5

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maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:04 am
Chuck Norris Who ?

CAN'T KILL JACK - even Chuck Norris can't kill Jack


TAGS: chuck norris death
Rating: 1.64/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 4:55 am
C.Norris > One L
lightquake - February 1, 2010, 10:13 pm

CHUCK NORRIS - He's probably your father.

TAGS: chuck
Rating: 1.31/5

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Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
I love 1Ling g** $hitty chuck norris posters like this!!!!